The Official Judeosphere Drinking Game (TM)
Requirements: A bottle of your favorite libation
Rules:
Drink one shot whenever…
• An opinion piece opens with the declaration, “You can’t criticize Israel without being accused of anti-semitism” (Note: Drink a second shot when the rest of the article inevitably degenerates into anti-semitism)
• Someone mentions the “cover-up” of the attack on the USS Liberty
• An author of a best-selling book criticizing Israel says that it’s impossible to publish a book or article criticizing Israel
• An adorable animal mascot is murdered by “Zionist thugs” on Hamas TV
• Members of Neturei Karta appear as token Jews for a photo-op at an anti-Israel conference
• A protester burns the Israeli flag (Drink bonus shot if he/she is carrying a sign reading, “No War For Zionism”)
• The UN introduces a resolution condemning Israel
• Yvonne Ridley denies that she has ever glorified terrorism
• A supposedly “progressive” activist defends or “contextualizes” Holocaust denial
• A Western politician or professor praises Hezbollah as “the resistance”
• Someone lists the most dangerous “neocons” in America—and all of them just happen to be Jewish
• A political cartoon portrays the Star of David as: a swastika, barbed-wire fence, brick wall, or makeshift torture device.
• A Western anti-nuclear activist defends Iran’s sovereign right to nuclear power
• You read the phrase, “The Zionist narrative of the Holocaust….”
• A Marxist praises Islamist ideology
• You read an article or commentary that manages to include all of the following words in five consecutive sentences or less: Zionism, racism, apartheid, ethnic cleansing and Nazis. (Note: Drink a bonus shot if you also see the word “octopus” or “tentacles”)
• Juan Cole “clarifies” a threatening statement made by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad